150 Guinea Pig Names (Male & Female) – Fun & Cute Ideas!
So, you’ve got a new guinea pig, and now you’re staring at them, wondering what on earth to name this adorable, squeaky furball. No pressure, right?
Good news!
I’ve got 150 guinea pig name ideas right here—whether your new buddy is cute, quirky, regal, or just a total drama queen.
🐹 Cute & Classic Names
If your guinea pig is a little fluffball of cuteness, these names might be perfect:
Male:
- Peanut
- Biscuit
- Nibbles
- Fudge
- Chubby
- Teddy
- Marshmallow
- Pudding
- Button
- Muffin
Female:
- Daisy
- Coco
- Sugar
- Snickers
- Bubbles
- Cookie
- Peaches
- Honey
- Cinnamon
- Trixie
(Warning: Naming your guinea pig after food may lead to uncontrollable cravings every time you say their name. You’ve been warned. 😅)
🏰 Fancy & Regal Names
Because let’s be honest, some guinea pigs act like royalty.
Male:
- Sir Squeaksalot
- Baron Fluffington
- Duke Whiskers
- King Nibbleton
- Count Chonkula
- Prince Fuzzball
- Lord Snifflepaws
- Captain Cuddles
- Marquis Squeak
- Earl of Lettuce
Female:
- Lady Fluffington
- Duchess Whiskers
- Princess Pea
- Queen Squeaketh
- Empress Furrybottom
- Countess Popcorn
- Madame Sniffles
- Bella Biscotti
- Miss Wigglenose
- Tater Tot the Great
🤪 Funny & Quirky Names
Because some guinea pigs are just extra.
Male:
- Spud
- Potato
- Wheekers
- Nacho
- Popcorn (Because, you know, popcorning)
- Sir Poops-a-Lot
- Beans
- Waffles
- Mr. Squeakers
- Chewbacca
Female:
- Miss Piggy
- Tofu
- Cabbage
- Pudding Pop
- S’mores
- Floofzilla
- Tater Tot
- Giggles
- Pickles
- Twix
(If you name your guinea pig “Potato,” I automatically like you.)
🎬 Movie & TV-Inspired Names
For the guinea pig who belongs on the big screen.
Male:
- Frodo
- Yoda
- Pikachu
- Chewie
- Stitch
- Sherlock
- Mario
- Simba
- Woody
- Thor
Female:
- Luna (Harry Potter vibes, anyone?)
- Minnie
- Elsa
- Rapunzel
- Harley (as in Quinn)
- Moana
- Leia
- Belle
- Olive (Popeye throwback!)
- Dory
🎸 Music-Inspired Names
Because your guinea pig has star quality.
Male:
- Elvis
- Jagger
- Ozzy
- Beethoven
- Ringo
- Freddie (as in Mercury, obviously)
- Hendrix
- Bono
- Ziggy
- Bruno
Female:
- Madonna
- Dolly
- Beyonce
- Joplin
- Adele
- Shakira
- Ariana
- Taylor
- Mariah
- Cher
🍉 Food-Themed Names
Because let’s be real—guinea pigs are basically tiny, squeaky food critics.
Male:
- Oreo
- Nacho
- Peanut Butter
- Churro
- Cupcake
- Brownie
- Pancake
- Jellybean
- Tofu
- Nugget
Female:
- Kiwi
- Pumpkin
- Choco
- Cherry
- Peanut
- Sugarplum
- Truffle
- Peaches
- Marshmallow
- Waffle
🌿 Nature-Inspired Names
For the guinea pig who belongs in the great outdoors (or at least pretends to).
Male:
- Ash
- River
- Oakley
- Stormy
- Rocky
- Cedar
- Leaf
- Sky
- Everest
- Shadow
Female:
- Willow
- Rose
- Ivy
- Maple
- Daisy
- Misty
- Clover
- Petal
- Breeze
- Hazel
👽 Weird but Awesome Names
Because why not give your guinea pig a name that confuses people?
Male:
- Banjo
- Queso
- Boomer
- Pickle Juice
- Wonton
- Tofu Nugget
- Boba Fett
- Gollum
- Yeti
- Fizz
Female:
- Squish
- Jelly
- Zoodle
- Snickers
- Noodle
- Winky
- Doodlebug
- Sparkle
- Bloop
- Pesto
So, Which One Stole Your Heart?
Did you find the name? Or are you now more confused than ever because there are too many cute options? Either way, naming your guinea pig is a big deal, so choose wisely! After all, they’ll be wheeking at you for treats with that name for years to come. 😆
Got a unique guinea pig name? Drop it in the comments—I’d love to hear it! 🐹✨
I’ve spent 10+ years in dog training, digging into what makes dogs (and their humans) tick. At Smart Dog Learning, I share my no-nonsense, fun approach to training so you can enjoy life with a well-behaved, happy pup—no boring lectures, just practical results 😉
